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We can't save Newgrounds

Posted by NMDC - November 23rd, 2021


What the hell do you think this is? An art form? An important piece of history? It's nothing! There is no meaning. There is no purpose. There is no expression. There is no god. There is no satisfaction. It is nothing but a continuous never ending pissing contest of pure mediocrity and unoriginality!

There is nothing but who reigns the best at originality until that runs dry, or who knows who, or who sucks the most cocks to get where they are. Under that thin and shallow surface you get a cesspool of toxic autists, and kids who are still in elementary school or middle school who gather around and stare at Twitter memes, TikToks, 10 second long slideshows set to unoriginal audio, and completely obvious and predictable jokes that don't qualify as jokes, and tits, and shitty cartoons like 'Ace Attorney for people who haven't played it'.


It's a haven don't you see? A haven for toxicity and complete primal human stupidity to run free at nobody's discretion. Those who have the most followers are the doobuses on top! But how long until the Friday Night Hunkin' episode of the Tricky or Whitty mod to come out before they lose that and return to the bottomfeeders they once were? They are not important. Doobus is not important! He's a narcissistic and scared whiny little bitch who will eventually topple over by his own hand until everybody sees how lame, unoriginal and most of all unimportant he is as a figurehead in the community!

He's also a mediocre artist who's on a different planet that believes that he’s a high ranking figure while making absolutely nothing to contribute to the “art form” of whom describes it as the most “limited” and “weren't up to snuff” medium of what we've been accepting as 'animation' to reach this platform to be viewed to our eyes, and to be sunk into our heads. 


All of those who are a part of any of these fanbases are condensed onto the communication platforms of discord, twitter, and youtube, where acts of arguments, hacking, doxxing, extreme amounts of drama, and cold war like sensibilities are put into place as one big pissing match to show which one is better. THERE IS NO BETTER ONE! THEY ARE ALL SHIT!! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM!!! NO CONTEST! YOU ARE SHIT FOR THINKING THAT THERE IS ANYONE OUT THERE THAT REIGNS THE GREATEST OVER THE OTHER!!!!!!!!

We have people with damaged lives putting them in place for THIS!!! A great NOTHING!!!! That they think is important! Give em more and they'll even sacrifice it just to stay relevant!l!


YOU HAVE AT THIS POINT RUINED YOUR LIFE BY BEING A PART OF THIS COMMUNITY CESSPOOL OF HATE! DRAMA! AND FILTH!


We no longer live in a time of expression and creativity, but of mediocrity in the hope that the next exhibit of unoriginality in the form of a comic dub can be viewed as the most entertaining to be ranted and paraded and memed till kingdom come. Until later as the recipient sends death threats or vice versa. 


IT’S CULTURAL COLLAPSE

A NEVER ENDING CONSTANT

AS LONG AS TWITTER AND FNF AND DOOBUSES EXISTS THERE IS NO PEACE AND HAPPINESS AND MOST OF ALL CREATIVITY!!! 


It has been this way since the start of 2021 but has spiraled into insanity by the last few months.


You need this message. You need it badly. Because the NMDC is the last contact with human reality on this god forsaken platform. And this preaching is the only thing between you and the shrieking nothingness you live the rest of the day.

Do you remember when it was all about how ?


Your world is YouTube, or Twitter, or any other site that you originally came from, and that’ll be your peak! NOTHING ELSE


TO DOOBUS GOOBUS NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LIMIT YOUR UPLOADS HERE, OR REDRAW THE SAME FRAME ONLY TO ADD A DIFFERENT MOUTH POSE, NOTHING WILL CHANGE THE FACT YOU SPENT 3 DAYS ON EACH 40 SECOND CLIP AND NOTHING WILL EVER COVER UP THAT GIANT WHITE VOID COMPLETELY.


TO JOAOPPEREIRAUS, MARKBOX, AND ANY OTHER CREATOR POSTING SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE CONTENT AND/OR QUICK AND EASY CARTOONS, PLEASE RATE YOUR MOVIES A IF THE MAIN FOCUS IS TITS OR ASS OR WAHTEVER. WE KEEP THAT SHIT SEPARATE FROM EVERYTHING ELSE FOR A REASON, DON'T TRY TO SNEAK YOUR WAY IN JUST BECAUSE IT'S ONLY VISIBLE FOR TWO SECONDS! ALSO PLEASE PUT MORE THAN TWO WEEKS INTO EACH UPLOAD ON AVERAGE PLEASE. THIS ONLY ENCOURAGES MORE OF THIS TYPE OF CONTENT ON THE FRONT PAGE.


TO NINJAMUFFIN99, YOUR GAME HAS RESULTED IN THIS ENTIRE PLATFORM MAKING A CHANGE FOR THE WORSE. PLEASE DO SOMETHING TO MAKE THIS STOP. YOU MADE THIS, YOU CAN FIX THIS!


TO ANYONE ELSE WHO UPLOADS MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK, PLEASE USE THE OPT OUT OF AWARDS FEATURE. WE DO NOT NEED YOU WINNING FIVE DAYS IN A ROW


TO ILLWILLPRESS, I WISH YOU VERY WELL BECAUSE SOMEHOW YOU ARE THE LEAST TROUBLESOME OUT OF THIS ENTIRE BUNCH NOWADAYS. I CAN EXCUSE THE DOWNGRADES YOU'VE MADE OVER THE SPAN OF NINETEEN YEARS BECAUSE AT LEAST YOUR WRITING STYLE IS ROOTED IN THE EARLY DAYS AND YOU DON'T APPEAR TO PANDER TO 'THE LITTEL KIDDIES FROM FNF'. IN FACT YOU WERE AN EARLY INSPIRATION IN TERMS OF GETTING ME TO SWITCH FROM MS PAINT TO FLASH AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT. I WILL ALSO THANK YOU FOR BEING THE PERFECT CASE STUDY FOR WHAT NOT TO DO ON NEWGROUNDS. YOU MADE YOUR MISTAKES IN THE HOPES THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES THE SAME THING, WHICH I HAVE TRIED MY BEST TO NOT REPEAT.


DISCLAIMER: This is obviously plagiarism. I stole this from somewhere.


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I know art

@carsong3148 you don't

I like how you made the copypasta mention doobus twice

My penis hurts

doobus goobus is way too retard he blocked me for commenting in his posts without no reason