It's time we told the truth.

The disclaimer that we put on 'Doobus Killing Simulator' saying it wasn't a threat/attack again Doobus? WE LIED!!!!

That was all a ruse to get the ol' goober to accept our credit and promote the game on Twitter.

Thank you for the free publicity. In exchange, you get NOTHING! We'll continue to fuck you in the arse until you a. opt out of awards for all future uploads, or b. leave Newgrounds alone.

It's more of a white lie. We learned halfway through development that the sick fuck enjoys seeing his little green character get mutilated and as a result, we'll be changing the direction of all future NMDC material because WE WILL NOT LOSE THIS BATTLE!